What Is Butt Dust???

((This is a chain email I got that cracked me up.))

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'


MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'


STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window..'


BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'


SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'


DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'


MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'


TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'


JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'


The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...

This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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Comments

These are hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Had myself a good old laugh :)
Clairejustine said…
Love this posts,mad me laugh so funny,loved the how old are you Granny keeps cracking me up ( my Sons poorly in the next room bet he thinks I'm mad laughing to myself ) thanks for this hehe :)
SOF said…
Hello:)
That was very amusing to read! I like responses from Brittany and DJ. Especially DJ, if only the scale determines how much we're worth, not ATM machines,hehe.
Theresa said…
All of them are so funny, but #1 cracked me up. Kids are so funny on their breast feeding comments. My older daughter had a chocolate milk obsession around the time my youngest was born (Oldest was 3 at the time.) When I informed her that her new sister was getting milk from my breast she demanded to know if my breasts made chocolate milk. I about died, it was so funny!
Oh my goodness, these are hilarious! Made my day! Thanks for stopping by and following me :)
Oh my those are hilarious! Especially the one about breastfeeding. I love how kids see the world through unfiltered eyes.
Eveli Acosta said…
Too funny! They were all funny but the best was last...butt dust...lol!! ♥ Kids do say the funniest things, their perception is sometimes so much better! :D
Brandi Yee said…
LOL!!! What a great post, gave me a laugh for the day :) I love how you can check the back of your underwear for your age ;)

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