Me: "What are you doing?"
Kaylee: "Just enjoying my fabulous drink."
Kaylee: *puts on some headphones* "Mommy, do I look fancy as hell?"
Me: "If you have 5 dollars, and I take 3, how many do you have left?"
Kaylee: "I STILL HAVE 5 DOLLARS, YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY DOLLARS!"
Kaylee: "I don't like brushing my teeth because I can't talk when I brush my teeth. I like to talk alll the time." True that!
Kaylee: *right after I got out of the shower* "Mommy, your boobies look like popped balloons."
More of Kaylee's quotes here. :)